OMG PD: Magic-Marker Threat, Apartment Climbing

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

NAPERVILLE A woman who moved out of an apartment in the 200 block of East Bailey Road two months ago returned to the apartment May 15 and asked the property manager if she could get her belongings. She was told by the property manager that the apartment was cleaned out and she was not allowed to enter, police said. A resident then saw the woman scale the balconies to get to her old apartment on the third floor, but she was not able to gain entry, police said. CLARENDON HILLS An apartment tenant on the 200 block of North Richmond Avenue wrote in magic marker on his door that "any trespassers will be shot," according to a police report. The person reporting said neighbors are scared about this. An officer at 4:33 p.m. May 7 spoke with the …

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OMG PD: Free-Range Poop, Officer Calls Out Texter

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

NAPERVILLE Sometime between May 3 and May 6, someone entered a recreation facility in the 800 block of Corday Drive by bending a small sliding bar latch. Once inside, the subject defecated on the floor of the gym's women's restroom, police said. ST. CHARLES Tye Preston Warden, 47, of the 900 block of North Highland Avenue, Aurora, was charged at 10:11 a.m. May 3 on the 500 block of Randall Road, with driving while license revoked, a Class 4 felony, and violating the electronic home monitoring program, a Class 3 felony. He also was issued a written warning for disobeying a traffic light, the original reason police stopped Warden. BURR RIDGE A resident on the 6100 block of Garfield Avenue received "inappropriate" text messages from an …

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OMG PD: Moves Like Spider-Man, Mooning at Bar

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

To read the full version of each incident below, click on that town's specific headline. DOWNERS GROVE Police at 12:09 a.m. April 27 responded to a disturbance outside a business on the 2100 block of 63rd Street. After it was over, police were approached by an unknown woman who said there was a man inside the bathroom with a serious injury. The man had a visibly swollen lip and appeared somewhat dazed. He had a large bump on the back of his head and a small amount of bleeding, but did not remember anything. He was not sure why police were speaking to him and did not remember being picked up off the floor. An officer requested medics. "We questioned several people, but no one was able to give any information about what may have happened," …

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OMG PD: I Walk the Leash, Playtime Tension

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

BURR RIDGE Someone at 9:50 p.m. March 29 reported a suspicious person walking a leash without a dog on the 100 block of Tower Drive. Upon arrival, police saw a male place a dog into his vehicle. There was no criminal activity, police said. CLARENDON HILLS A woman at 3:48 p.m. April 24 found two kids' target arrows in her back yard on the 300 block of Ridge Avenue. Police found that some children next door play "Harry Potter with bows/arrows," according to a police report. An officer spoke with parents at the children's address and advised them of the proper ordinances and supervising their children's safety. This is an ongoing issue between neighbors, the report said. ST. CHARLES A St. Charles man awakened by an early morning explosion …

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OMG PD: Tear Up the Town, Laundry Money

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

ST. CHARLES Jason A. Gatewood, 38, of the 300 block of Michigan Avenue, Aurora, was cited at 5:47 p.m. April 14 at 48 N. 12th St., with disorderly conduct. Police received a report from that address that Gatewood was intoxicated and destroying property at a neighboring home. He was issued a notice to appear in court on June 20. DOWNERS GROVE A school resource officer and the Dean of Students at Downers Grove South High School spoke to a student at about 7:40 a.m. about an iPhone theft from the day before. "(The student) advised that he placed the phone on the shelf of the locker to change, and then turned away from his locker for only a minute and when he looked back, he noticed that his phone was missing," the officer said in his report. …

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OMG PD: That's My Girl, Employees vs. Employees

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ST. CHARLES Joseph M. Montes, 22, of the 1400 block of Exeter Lane, South Elgin, was cited at 1:06 a.m. April 7 on the 1000 block of North 2nd Street (Route 31) with disorderly conduct-public drunkenness. The officer found Montes, with his T-shirt off and tucked in his pants, staggering in the middle of the roadway at Ferson Creek Park. The officer noted there is no illumination of Route 31 at that point and that Montes had placed himself in potentially significant danger. HINSDALE Police were dispatched at 7:22 p.m. April 7 to investigate a domestic situation in which a teen was being verbally abusive on the 900 block of South Monroe Street. While investigating the complaint, the teen struck a police officer with her fist. She also …

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OMG PD: Hide the Pot Pipe, Stranger's Surprise

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

NAPERVILLE A resident saw a teenage male on April 3 exit his vehicle and then hide a cannabis pipe behind a tree, police said. The teen was driving a silver four-door vehicle at the Ashbury Aquatic Center Parking lot in the 3400 block of Lawrence Drive. The pipe was collected and submitted to police evidence. A resident on March 31 reported that his house has been repeatedly toilet papered, egged and his windows sprayed with soapy water in the 2300 block of Wild Timothy Road, police said. ST. CHARLES Cody T. Dieter, 22, of the 2000 block of Normandy Lane, Geneva, was charged at 1:53 p.m. March 30 in the 500 block of Walnut Avenue with leaving the scene of a vehicle-damage accident, and improper lane use. Called for a report of a suspicious…

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OMG PD: Stunt Leads to Store Ban, Mailbox Attacker

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

OMG PD: Stunt Leads to Store Ban, Mailbox Attacker

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.

NAPERVILLE A woman reported being woke up March 17 by yelling and screaming in the 800 block of Spindletree Avenue, police said. She got up to investigate and heard a crash in her front yard. She looked out the window and saw her mailbox had been smashed. Once she went outside, she saw a person in the street screaming and swinging a "golf club like object," police said. Police then responded to the scene and arrested Andrew Charles Doerr, 22, at 5:18 a.m. near Spindletree Avenue and Fallbrook Drive, police said. He was charged with disorderly conduct. He posted bond. ST. CHARLES An 18-year-old resident of the 900 block of Manley Road reported at 8:13 p.m. March 19 that he had posted a listing on Craigslist to sell his drums for $800. He …

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OMG PD: Kinky Cab Fare, Depot Disorderly

Here's a round-up of recent, bizarre police report items from the area.