Some might be tempted to call it an unmentionable act. Here’s the story, in briefs:
Wheaton police this week released a report dated Dec. 13, 2013, in which an unnamed Town Square business reported a $7,210 theft.
The incident report, which was rather bare, stated that the theft was reported by store employees about 9:12 p.m. Someone, the report states, made off with $7,210 in undergarments while store employees were distracted.
The report was not clear, but it’s entirely possible police are chafing for leads.
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