Crime & Safety

Man Standing Naked In Middle Of Elmhurst Street Blames God: Cops

The naked man was wearing a sock, police said. On his foot.

A naked man standing in the middle of an Elmhurst Street blamed God for his predicament, police said.

Police did not disclose which street the man was supposedly standing in the middle of but did say they found him there about 4:30 p.m. Thursday.

Officers "responded with medics for a male standing naked in the middle of the street wearing only a sock on his foot," police said. "He stated he was out getting some sun because God told him to do so."

The police kept secret what they did with the naked man but labeled a report detailing the incident an "ambulance assist," so he was presumably put into an ambulance.

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