Are you ready NOW honey, you said when pigs fly!!

Boy, I sure hope I got enough high float in those balloons ; )

The new bacon cheesburger fad diet is driving prices sky high...

Honey I knew what you meant, you didn't have to show me!

Honey, did the CUBS win the World Series???

Your mother is flying in and she's bringing a few friends.

I did'n know that Pink Floyd was in town ?????

Great, who called the cops?

Oh my goodness, I get the feeling Congress actually did something yesterday!

Technically that's not flying and I'm still not going to your mother's.

It appears my mother will be moving in with us!

Dear,
You can Buy Me a Brand New Mercedes for My Birthday

I know I told you to bring home the bacon, but really???

It would appear Romney finally released copies of his tax returns.

Bolingbrook High School PSAE assessment scores have gone up from an embarrassing low score of 42% to a respectable score of 75%.

Thank you Superintendent James Mitchem!

Looks like Congress finally passed a balanced budget.

Well, come on...I did say when pigs fly.

VVSD superintendent James Mitchem just donated 67K to the school district.

Looks like I'll be scheduling that colonoscopy for you for you after all, dear.

Oh look! Some pigs were tied to helium balloons.
It's as if they're flying. What can that mean?

Look Harry.....now we can go to the Opera!

"Honey! grab my pellet gun! I think we are gonna have pork for dinner"

"Why honey?"

"PIGS ARE FLYING"

(five minuets later)

(knock knock) "Whos there?"
"Shady Oaks Crazy Home"

(part 2 of above)
"Why is the Shady Oaks crew here?"

"I checked us in to the funny farm"

"No, Harry, your diet is still restricted - that does NOT make it 'light bacon' ..."

I don't care what the're doing - you can even put lipstick on them but the're still Pigs!

With the price of gasoline and taxes, the bacon you bring home just floats away!

Johhhhnnnn...you know those mushrooms I found in Kevin's room? I don't think I should have put them on the pizza...

Defense Budget Cuts. New Drones Destined For Afghanistan.

She said when pig fly, I hope this counts cuz I can't wait until my birthday...

Honey-it looks like my mother will be moving in afterall.

Stan? Since when do we no longer have to pay property taxes? You said that would happen when pigs...Stan! Look out the window!

I see you gave your blessing to Harley "The Hit Man" Roadster to marry our little Genevieve, wow, we have a wedding to plan.......

We're still not moving my mother into the shed.

Illinois is Fiscally solvent!

You know Bill, when it comes to pig protection, it was sad to see the three little pigs construction business go under, but I think Piglet is on to something with his new affordable "Huff-n-Puff-n-Go" escape system.

Did you see the advertizing blimps promoting the new, "light" bacon?

"Honey, is it just me or are pigs flying outside?"

"Yes, it seems Obama has finally decided to make good on his promise for CHANGE, negotiated peace in the Middle East, balanced the budged, created jobs, he even took on a bipartisan attitude!"

"Well, I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures!"

Lets keep the big one with all the teeth, he will be a good companion for you

Wife-So that's what those new spy drones over American sky's looks like.
Husband-Yet another inflated pork project from government no doubt.

Look Cheryl! Your Family Decided to fly in for the holidays!

"Piggy piggy
In the sky
so that's how you
escaped the sty.
Cry cry?
Me no cry.
I'm just glad
elephants don't fly"

"Wow, Obama will do anything to distract from the real issues!"

Honey, do you remember our discussion about the "other white meat", or was that the "other light meat"?

Now, I've seen everything; pigs that smile

When Mr. Goodyear asked for some trial balloons for his blimp project...

Honey what did you order from the Chinese Restaurant? Well they delivered Flied Pork!

Babe pork bellies are up today!

Dear, the Chicago Air and Water Show has started and the hydrocarbon footprint gonna be small.

It's just a reminder honey: Swine flu season is floating in!

Time for the angry birds to exact their revenge.

I suppose Hell has frozen over too...damn global warming.

.....I'll book the wedding.